Full disclosure: I loath Donald Trump and only dislike Hilary Clinton. I find it unlikely that these opinions will change. That said, I will do my best to impartially judge the one liners and ranting lunacy.
2055: Why is Kevin James’ TV wife so good looking? What is it about Kevin James?
2100: I’m watching on CBS. I don’t think it makes a difference.
2101: Why did we do this to ourselves? Yuck.
2102: I’m not impressed by these people on CBS.
2104: They just showed up – more undecided? I don’t know anyone who might possibly like the Don that does not already.
2104: I think I’m going to get some scotch if there’s a commercial break.
2105: It’s sexist to talk about Clinton’s hideous red pant suit so I’m not going to.
2106: Income inequality is bad, economy is good – I smell a tax cut for the rich.
2108: I think we have a child out of bed and wandering around.
2109: Trump is hilarious. Mexico and China; bang that drum. Forget the job report, forget the economic data.
2111: Trickle down economics. “Trumped up Trickle down”. That’s the fourth time she’s spat some hokey pre-planned comment.
2113: Very small $14 million dollar loan. Very very few maids and butlers, a minimal fleet of cars.
2114: That’s Administrative Assistant Clinton, thank you.
2115: Bring them back by not letting them leave. Someone points out he’s sniffely, he is. Ironic that he’s sick.
2117: Trump cannot not bud in. In 12 minutes, he’ll be interrupting and talking over her every 20 seconds.
2119: Thesaurus: Semi-Exact –> approximate. “Pseudo-Precise” thinks Jen.
2119: I mean 2 minutes, not 12 minutes.
2121: She may never get another word in edgewise.
2122: “Donald, I know you live in your own reality.” Zing!
2123: He cannot help himself. The meds are already wearing off.
2124: “Lester, I tell you this”…Who is Lester? Wait, doesn’t someone normally ask questions in these debates?
2125: HilaryClinton.com is a fact checker. Good idea. Side note: Neither of your plans are going to be implemented.
2126: Cut the mike.
2128: Guys, I’m not going to make it another 20 minutes.
2129: Shut up!
2131: I hope Obama does golf the rest of his life. He keeps saying he’s under audit and cannot release. That’s not a thing.
2133: He’s been under audit for 15 years – I doubt he’ll be done in the next month.
2134: Yeah Lester, tough guy on the audience. Can’t get Trump to shut his mouth for 20 seconds in a row, pick on the faceless peons.
2135: “That makes me smart.”
2136: Something he’s hiding…kinda like those emails. Both of you, ugh.
2138: Braggadocios. That’s how spell check renders it.
2139: Or maybe because you haven’t paid any income tax! Zing! Big hit.
2142: I’m getting bored with this. Also, I don’t really blame him for taking advantage of the laws. I also think he’ll tailor the laws to suit his interests.
2143: If he thinks he’s going to confine the defense industry into a fixed price box…that ain’t gonna fly.
2146: The problem for Clinton. She’s talking right now, saying, blah blah blah. Straightforward, what everyone always says. I want to hear Trump blow hot air again. But then he doesn’t say anything that means anything. I just want him to talk so that he can implode. Surely he will soon.
2148: He’s about to say he doesn’t like guns. Say it, say it!
2149: Note: if you want to build a relationship with me, feel free to stop and frisk.
2151: Let’s talk about black people, a topic on which we are both experts.
2153: I also loath the gun lobby as much as I loath the Donald.
2154: Agree on implicit bias. No one else will that doesn’t already believe it.
2155: The Donald and the no fly list, good for you.
2156: I think Trumps people have a way to taser him. He’s calmed down a lot in the last 20 minutes.
2158: Trump and the manipulation of black voters for temporary gains.
2200: Trump is telling a very confusing story about Maclachi.
2204: Holier than though barb is decent.
2206: One of those things…one of those things you know about if you make $649 million a year.
2208: Private sector hacking is probably worse.
2210: He just lost the obese vote.
2211: Donald wants to cyber.
2214: Whenever she goes off script she says something awkward.
2216: “Longest military alliance in the history of the world…” Fact checkers!? Get on that one. NATO is like 65 years old. No.
2218: Donald is very focused on Donald.
2221: I think Lester is about to ask Donald when he stopped beating his wife, if Lester ever gets to speak again.
2222: Trump’s temperament.
2225: I almost want him to be president to prove him wrong.
2227: They’ve both dropped “cavalier” in 3 minutes.
2228: I’m going to bed. This is paining me. I’m depressed. Clinton was far less of a obnoxious blowhard, but no one changed their mind.