After a noteworthy three months from April through June, I took a downturn while living by myself and doing almost nothing from July to September. Things were much more simple then though.
On July 7th, 2003, I thought that commercials involving old people were very funny.
On July 14th, 2003, I redefined the nuclear family.
On July 20th, 2003, I wrote fan mail to Ashley Judd, who has since proposed to me.
On August 7th, 2003, I saw a slide about respirators.
On August 7th, 2003, I put part of the Thomas a Becket Analogy into writing.
On August 22nd, 2003, I discuss my limiting cases philosophy.
On September 19th, 2003, I explain how to take 4 showers in a day.
Words 
I feel like any day now you’re gonna segue into an ultimate intra-site cross-referencing loop, where every last byte of your text is linking or being linked to, to the point that the entire internet short circuits and the servers implode.