This is my last of pre-fab built up “best_of” entries. I need to catch back up on them.
You see, this is the problem: obligation. To my legions of adoring fans, to some version of Eric Furst of yore, to the necessity to do a “good job” at everything where good jobs in blogging entail consistent production. Luckily, I have no obligation to provide subjects and verbs to my sentences. Hooray for incomplete sentences.
Not much going on from October to December of 2003, though the last entry was a tour de force.
On October 6th, 2003, I decided Madden and Michaels are big idiots.
On October 13th, 2003, Sanjay told his penny/ass story.
On October 23rd, 2003, my math professor proved to me that she has my math book on tape.
On November 17th, 2003, Bill Parcells and Bill Belichek throw their inhibitions to the wind.
On November 22nd, 2003, I wrote a mock-epic metaphysical conceit about rivers and such. It’s horrendously stupid, you might like it.
On December 10th, 2003, I got the flu shot and eventually gave Ben the nickname “Nancy Boy McCoy”.
On December 20th, 2003, I explain that I’m kidding when I say I’m going to hit my brother’s friend Dan Isseks with a shovel.
On December 25th, 2003, hijinks follow my family’s Christmas celebrations. This was quite possibly the funniest two day stretch in my entire life.
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