January to March of aught-5 were highlighted by an abysmal period of controversy, and not a whole lot else.
On January 10th, 2005, I gave my opinion about homeschooling, leading to a year long falling out with 50% of all Cunningham sisters.
On January 11th, 2005, Ben “Nancyboy” McCoy retired from work and I put a notice in the ktichenette commemorating the occasion.
On >January 13th, 2005, I made a list of hang-ups in womanfolk. Number one on the list should be “doesn’t notice my existence.”
On January 16th, 2005, Tim had a pre-marriage party and a foreigner wore leather.
On January 18th, 2005, not all cars and disgruntled van drivers are created equal.
On January 22nd, 2005, I had to watch Jo’s dog, and by the next day I wanted to strangle something.
On February 7th, 2005, I local car dealer stabs himself with a pen in a commercial.
On February 13th, 2005, I was anathematized by a local yellow journalist. A good summary can be found here.
On February 25th, 2005, I ranked all Star Trek characters, in a coup for dorkiness.
On February 26th, 2005, Michael Hanna moved in and started playing bluegrass.
On March 3rd, 2005, I decided to answer all the dumb questions in class, every last one of them.
On March 4th, 2005, I played tag with little kids at Tim and Jo’s rehearsal dinner. Then I wrote something nice about them, because they’re good people.
On March 18th, 2005, I explained with the book of Judges is so funny.
On March 27th, 2005, We stuck flaming candles in our ears.
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You do know that 50% of all Cunningham sisters would split one of us in half, right? Which one of us was double minded over the issue? BTW – Were you in DC yesterday?
The little one. No I wasn’t.
FYI – There’s someone running around DC impersonating you.