Who, in the world of nefarious organizations, has not tortured Jack Bauer or been tortured by Jack Bauer at this point? Eskimo terrorists? The South Carolinan Liberation Organization? The man can find a way to get tortured at an orphanage.
Meanwhile, is there anyone that America wants to see bad things happen to more than Jon Voight? Is it depressing to be Jon Voight? He could be working alongside Sally Strothers and Jack Bauer, knitting shoes and digging wells for underprivileged children in Cambodia and America would still be like “I hope that sonuvabitch trips into a tiger.” What has Jon Voight ever done to you, other than look like “the man”? Jon Voight is not holding you down. Jon Voight might look like he wants to oppress you while swilling brandy and crude oil, but he’s probably not so bad a guy. What is it going to take to rehabilitate Jon Voight’s image? I’m thinking the only way America won’t hate him for what his character’s represent is if he gets a debilitating disease. He’s just doing his job! But I really hope Jack Bauer stabs him in the neck! Making little kids soldiers, damnit Jon Voight, when are you going to learn your lesson?
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