I wanted to called this “look before you leap”, but wouldn’t you know it, I already did that.
For the first time in my life, I went to to sit down on a toilet and didn’t check to see if the seat was down. It was an abrupt and foreign thing. Thankfully, we keep our bathroom mostly clean. I’m not sure how it happened, but I was distracted for the moment.
I can no longer look down my nose at people for neglecting to do that, I suppose. Though, I’m 28 now. Once every 28 years; I do lots of stupid things once every 28 years.
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And once you and Jen have kids you will always have to make sure the toilet is closed…so your kid won’t play with the water!
Only doing stupid stuff once every 28 years…humm….I think I do something stupid every day. I have a frequent flier card to stupid school!