One place where I go to work has no potable water in bathrooms or water fountains (which don’t exist at all; they don’t, after all, make water fountains to spout water that you cannot drink). Instead, we have a Poland Spring-like jug in the lab. Unfortunately, we haven’t had cups for weeks. A few clever individuals wrote their names on the last few plastic cups – so there’s an entire jug of water, but only 5 people can use it.
Today I added my name to one of the guy’s cups. Now instead of just saying Holtz, it says “Holtz + Furst”…the insinuation being that I now also drink out of his cup. I added a quarter of an ounce of water to the cup and left it there, as though I had just finished a fulfilling drink before returning the cup to its original location. I have been laughing either internally or externally since I thought of doing this a few days ago. It’s almost as irrationally hilarious as the three person prayer group scenario. I have no idea why these particular things make me giggle like an idiot, but I cannot help it.
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Makes me laugh to just thinking about it.