Don’t Leave Me Unpopular

I just made a facebook profile. Everyone’s grandparents are doing it. I don’t want to update it, but I also want to have more than the 3 friends. It’s really sad if you only have three friends.

So be my friend, for the love of God.

I will reject no one*. I will whore myself for your pseudo-internet friendship.

My favorite game so far is the “that person’s name is familiar…and I see the face…but I have no idea why I’d know them.”

*no one who I know and/or have spoken to ever

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